What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:52

The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
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Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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